Total Medals Earned: 561 (From 77 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,525 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Lose all your credits.
Win with three hearts.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 4/6 (260/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Medals Earned: 32/54 (225/480 points)
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
buy a computer
have style of 20
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have $5000
have research of 10
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
Medals Earned: 4/4 (235/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/320 points)
^survive more than 30s
^play all gamemodes (in a single play)
^survive more than 60s
^survive more than 90s
^survive more than 30s playing backwards mode
^grab 20 CFA in one single match playing infinity
^survive more than 60s playing night mode
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